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Up hear at Agnes was mowing on the new John Deere got way to close to edge of dam and me and mower rolled arse over tit into down dam wall into water long story short I survived just new John Deere totally submerged and fucked. Totally pissed off fucked the mower but grateful I’m still here to tell the story  
 




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Bugger....... your ok thats the main thing......... was beer involved??
 




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Bugger....... your ok thats the main thing......... was beer involved??
hahahaha no beer unfortunately sober as
 




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Have come close to doing the same thing a couple of times. Took a bit of getting used to the John Deere after having a Yardman for a few years. The JD has a higher centre of gravity, so tends to want to tip over easier on the slopes.

Ya gotta perch with one arse-cheek hanging off the side of the seat on the up hill side. The sides of one of our dams are pretty steep, so it gets a bit exciting at times.

Glad ya lived thru it BB!    
 




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Have come close to doing the same thing a couple of times. Took a bit of getting used to the John Deere after having a Yardman for a few years. The JD has a higher centre of gravity, so tends to want to tip over easier on the slopes.

Ya gotta perch with one arse-cheek hanging off the side of the seat on the up hill side. The sides of one of our dams are pretty steep, so it gets a bit exciting at times.

Glad ya lived thru it BB!    
yeh it was a heart pumping moment Pete, not how I wanted to start me Xmas hols but what you gunna do
 




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Glad to hear you are ok mate.  Dams are notorious for those types of accidents.  You hear about them at golf courses on a regular basis.  Kick back and relax with your lovely lady now.
 



 
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Next time wear a life jacket.
 Hopefully household  Insurance will cover new mower
 




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Bloody hell mate....
Bet ya shit yaself....
Before and after the event...
Mate ya can replace the tractor....
But them goodlooks.....
Glad ya done yaself no damage....
 




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WOW!!! l You were lucky Scrotum!!
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Wow I’m really glad your ok mate
 




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Yep I can tell ya fellas it certainly scared the shit outa me, anyhoo we went into Bundy today to organise the pickup of the fucked Mower and while there paid $6500 and bought another one. Plus I recon the submerged one will probably cost another couple as well merry Xmas to me ohh yeh forgot to say I lost me best set of fuckin thongs in the dam mud as well
 




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Yep I can tell ya fellas it certainly scared the shit outa me, anyhoo we went into Bundy today to organise the pickup of the fucked Mower and while there paid $6500 and bought another one. Plus I recon the submerged one will probably cost another couple as well merry Xmas to me ohh yeh forgot to say I lost me best set of fuckin thongs in the dam mud as well



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Wow, at least you made it out mate, close call I bet the heart was racing for a while .
 



 
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Bugger, scary stuff, but glad you came out OK. Remember to take a dip in the dam after mowing the lawn, and don't take the mower with you.

I bet you won't do that again.
 




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Good you survived but you should off been wearing pants your arse slips to much on those plastic seats in thongs.
 



 
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Good you survived but you should off been wearing pants your arse slips to much on those plastic seats in thongs.
hahaha now that’s funny cos it’s true
 




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