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Nine Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older
#9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
#8 Life is sexually transmitted.
#7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
#6 Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky-panky, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
#5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
#4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
#3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
#2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
#1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow.

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Sounds like a grim future  
 




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#10 Don't lick a Toad when you can lick a Pussy.
 




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Geez you're full of good news Ron hahahaha just remember, there is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward
 




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Words to live by Mad   
 




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Every body dies, but not everyone lives. SHIT runs downhill and PAYDAY is to far away
 
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True that ..
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Now I know why Her Indoors feeds me sangers so often.
 



 
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#11 Steer well clear of lolli pop gobblers, the aids they carry and want to share are dangerous to your health.
 



 
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