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The Things Ya Ol Lady Asks Ya To Do
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Sometimes my ol lady just doesen't understand that work she asks to
do is a tard exhausting at times.

Ol Lady : Can you move those blocks on the pallets next to the garage
down to the other end of the house for me, I want to clean up a bit

Me : Sure babe I will do that now for you.

OlLady: Thank you we got people coming tomorrow and I want to make
it look a bit cleaner.

Me : No worries I will do it.

Visual inspection of job to be done: Roughly two pallets of blocks totalling
80 blocks with 50 blocks weighing 22 kilos and 30 top finishing blocks
weighing 24.5 kilos, ok piece of piss I am fit, now if I put 4 blocks at a time
on the trolley and walk the 60 mtrs to where she wants them put I have to
roughly do 12 trips pushing 88 kilos each, 8 trips pushing 98 kilos, total
distance 20 trips pushing 1,840 kilos of blocks 1.2klms plus 1.2 klms with
only trolley weight.

Job done, but a little buggered and I need a small rest to recharge the
batteries

Ol Lady : Have you finished moving those blocks yet, I got another small
job for you.  

Me: WTF, na I got a puncture in the trolley tyre, I need to fix it to move the
last two blocks  rifle  rifle  rifle  rifle

Don't ya just love ya ol lady's at times.
 



 
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Onya Bluey  

Another 'small' job. Heard that one before    
 




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HaHaHa, well Bluey, if ya bought the Wife that new ride on mower, you can tow a box trailer with the blocks,    
 




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You need a  dingo!
 



 
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Fuck that hire an out of work lacky and just take the credit, simples   
 




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STEAMER wrote:  
HaHaHa, well Bluey, if ya bought the Wife that new ride on mower, you can tow a box trailer with the blocks,    


I never thought of it that way, a bloody trailor, I should have done it
but when ya mentioned a diamond ring I thought "fuck that" I should
buy what I need for the bike first.
 



 
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